Sam's Big, Bold FUCK YOU List
1. Yoshi
2. Specific unnamed freshmen
3. When you have people who you think are your friends, but turn out to be back-stabbing fuckfaces.
4. Hairstylists that don't listen to you
5. My crazy-ass fucking aunt
6. Cheerleaders that suck (not the good ones)
7. Quad-day
8. Life
9. People who mention things to you about problems with other people's lives, or go "did you hear what happened?" and when you ask about it they go, "oh, no, sorry. I can't tell you about that."
10. People who know they're the only person you know at a social event, but either:
a) go off with their other friends and leave you completely alone
OR
b) are with you the whole time, but so is their boyfriend, and they completely ignore you because they're too busy making out and heavily petting each other
11. Guys you don't know online who see your facebook/myspace profile and continuously send you sexual messages and beg you to add them as a friend.
12. Saratoga
13. Things that smell bad
14. Stalkers
15. Myspace whores who upload a picture, and every hour for the next month and a half post bulletins saying "NEW PIC! Plzzzz comment!" or "PC4PC". After the first couple DAYS it's fine. But, after a MONTH, it's not new.
16. Parents that bicker 24/7
17. Pants you bought at the beginning of summer that you liked a lot, but by the time school starts, they're too big/small
18. People who think I look like Mrs. Pierce
19. History
20. Ex-boyfriends you walk by in the hall, and when you attempt to say "hi" or give them a smile, they sternly avoid eye-contact even when they KNOW you're there.
21. Obnoxious songs that get stuck in your head
22. Homework: (waste of time)
23. PMSing, periods, the works...
24. Victoria's Secret because, although I love their stuff, none of it is in my size.
25. Bottle blondes
26. Shitty nail-polish jobs
27. Pushy drama parents
28. Having PE on a really hot day
29. Exhaustion
30. Fundamentalist Christians
31. People who invite you places and then leave without you
32. People who mention going somewhere fun by accident, invite you to go, and then tell them it's not working out and "cancel" and then go anyway.
33. People who tell other peole stuff you asked them not to tell
34. Obligations you dont want to have to be obligated to do
35. Band kids that think choir shouldn't wear the music department jacket because "it's really a band jacket".
36. Goggles in any science class
More to come soon.
